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How not to cheat on your wife: A guide for John Edwards

February 11, 2010

► Abandon any career you currently are in for an ambitious life of politics. Republican or Democrat: it doesn't really matter.

► Make sure your wife is as equally ambitious as you. If she isn't, then build her an enormous dream house and fill it with every material thing she desires. (Sidenote: If wife is healthy, proceed directly to next step. If wife develops some terminal disease like cancer, also proceed directly to next step -- Hey, it's not like you gave it to her.)

To the Girl Who Died on US 23: I Suck

October 22, 2009

Tuesday was a very bad night on U.S. 23.

A 19-year-old girl was killed in a hellish car accident involving another car and one or two semis -- I couldn't remember what exactly it was they said on the evening news that night. All I knew at the time was that a young girl was dead.

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